real talk parsha. because obviously Gd has a sense of humor. just look at your face.
and this week we have the two greatest contributions to mankind that jews have ever made.
no, not the ten commandments and the court system. im talking about cpt and dodging child support.
“cpt”, for those not in the know, means “colored ppl time”, but it works for any brown ethnicity, really. that indian friend you have who NEVER gets anywhere less than half an hour late? he’s on indian ppl time. the black history month event thats two hours late to start? its on bpt. that trini girl who can never seem to pull it together anywhere near the neighborhood of four hours? well, she’s a woman. but anyway.
here we have israel with an appointment to speak to GD, and what happens? they get there late. b/c they’re frigging SLEEPING. smh. and so cpt is born.
meanwhile, earlier we have jethro, of whom this portion is the namesake, show up with zipporah, gershom and eliezer. remember them? nope, neither did moses apparently. yeah, jethro pretty much gives the ye olden days equivalent of the standard “you need to take of yo kids” speech. and sure, while i guess its technically not the “dodging” we’re used to nowadays, since moses wasn’t particularly running, think about this: jethro had to find moses…in a ginormous effing desert.
well played sir. well played.
[disclaimer: please, do not expect “real talk” to make actual biblical sense. if you are looking for a legitimate commentary of meaning and substance, this ain’t the place. it’s less “onkelos” and more “onion“, get me?]
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